Sep 25, 2010 12:05am PDT
!" tonight -- joaquin phoenix. "science bob" pflugfelder. jake byrd, celebrity avenger with lindsay lohan. and music from primus. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you very much, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming to visit. tonight, i'm planning to give at least 84%, which is a lot for me. [ applause ] it's more than oprah gives, i'll tell you that. lindsay low land had a bad morning. she failed -- she failed a drug test, ordered by the court. this morning, she showed up for what she sought would be a hearing to schedule bail. instead, the judge denied bail and sent her straight to the lynnwood correctional facility to stay until her next hearing on october 22nd, which would give her almost no time to find a halloween costume. surprise to everyone, including her lawyers. i guess it's unusual for that to happen in this kind of case. but the judge was tough. and i tell you what, i don't like this new trend of put
Sep 1, 2010 12:05am PDT
minutes with shaquille o'neal, ali the bachelorette and roberto, jake byrd saves lindsay lohan, and you tube sensation basil marceauw. x. male voice: ooh! green tea with citrus. i could use a lift. you gonna finish that? hmm? well, how 'bout that? dude, fish have ears, you know. announcer: lipton--drink on the bright side. fish: sheesh. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- shaquille o'neal. "the bachelorette," ali fedotowsky. and roberto martinez. jake byrd saves lindsay lohan. and youtube sensation basil marceaux. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, it's my pleasure to inform you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, that's very nice of you. thanks for coming. thank you for watching. it's a real rice krispy treat to have you here tonight with us. welcome to "the bachelorette" after the after the after the rose special. hour nine of our ongoing coverage here of abc. i'm your host chris harrison. thank you for tuning in. as you know, tonight, the emotional finale of "the bachelorette." and i'm going
Sep 6, 2010 3:05am PDT
's in "the skinny." is kanye west finally again apologizing to taylor swift? >>> was lindsay lohan bust >>> time for "the skinny." it's awards season, rob. that means kanye west. >> yes, his favorite time of year. >> back in the news. he took to twitter, which he's a new twitter user. only been on there since the summer. already got a million or so followers. he wrote on his twitter page, again, "i'm sorry, taylor." referring to taylor swift. last year around this time at the mtv music awards -- >> a low point in his career. >> he jumped in front of taylor as she was accepting an award and said beyonce deserved to win. he said he has "bled hard" over the past year. went in seclusion a bit. he was supposed to tour with lady gaga, canceled that. >> spent some time for himself, my ego's in check, i'm coming back, i'm going to be a new person. >> this was the latest round in all of his award show snafus and televised incidents. so i don't know, we'll see. >> let's hope, one, the apology is sincere, maybe he's learned something from the incredible backlash from last year's vmas, and move on.
Sep 28, 2010 12:05am PDT
. lindsay lohan is on the loose again. if you're visiting, be very careful. a spokesman for the l.a. county sheriff said, this is an actual quote, lindsay was a model inmate. she was in there for 11 hours. i mean what do they expect her to do, shank a hooker? i mean -- supposedly lindsay is reporting to rehab voluntarily in the next few days. in the meantime, they're having a plumber come in to caulk her nose shut just in case. last night was the season premiere of "the amazing race." do you watch this show? this is a reality show. one of the teams this year is made up of two of the hosts from the home shopping network. i don't know who they are. the teams travel to england. one of the first challenges was use an enormous medieval-style sling shot to hit a suit of armor with a watermelon. just like they did in medieval times. unfortunate unfortunately, claire had some trouble with her melon. >> you got this, sister. you are super, super close. right in the kisser. show that knight who's boss. >> jimmy: now that's -- actually a good way to get vitamin c into your brain. believe it or not, sh